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Sky Sports · Joined: 10 Jul 2009 Posts: 3

Sky Sports has learnt that after last nights publishing on the BB website from the KMAG that Kenny Venard this be been found in a critical condition on the sugar island road near Bleary co Armagh. According to Craigaavon Area Hospital he is now said to be in a stable condition. Police say he is extremely distraught and shaken after his near death experience. They found him lying at the side of road after they received an anonymous tip off call from is now believed to be the KMAG.

The Police had this to say after the incident ‘’ we found him in such a horrendous condition, the worst I had ever seen in my30 year career, he was tied up with duct tape and completely cover in shaving foam. But it gets worse… after further examination by forensics we found traces of toothpaste all over him. We didn’t things had got so bad’’

Sky Sports is shocked at this discovery of toothpaste and we are lead to believe that police have told Kenny get away as far as possible from Knocknamuckley. Police now fear for the life of Matthew Parks as he has not been seen since the return from the teams summer tour last week. The questions have been asked… there is no stopping the KMAG …. do they have any limits?

Once again this throws the Knocknamuckley managerial quest wide open again. It appears now that Colin Irwin is the favourite for the job. We no this all means nothing when the KMAG is involved and it is becoming more and more clearer that the board of Directors have little say in what happens now at all. It is all down to the KMAG to pick their successor for the disgraced manager Matthew Parks.