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Guest · Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2009 4:28 pm Post subject: 4. Parks And Dawson Sacked

The board of directors would like to announce that since these mornings report we have had a number of players come to us in a show of no faith in both Parks and Dawson’s skills. From this act we have had to let both men go and search for replacements.

We have been on the phone all afternoon trying to find a suitable man for the job and with some key individuals taking themselves out of the running. Both First two choices Thomas Chambers and Alan Shearer, have said no thank you due to prior commitments to Newcastle FC and Shane the sheep.

We also thought long and hard about appointing our Academy Manager Steven Pollock and Coach Mark Henderson for the jobs in question. After a long discussion with both party’s we decided the jobs in the academy team was the place for both men’s skills. Following the news of Henderson involvement in the Parks scandal he is on probation waiting a verdict. He will probably stay with the club but will have to apologise to the players for his part.

We are pleased to announce the appointment of Kenny Venard to the hot seat in Muckley. He will be taking over in September 09 until then Mal Harrison will be filling the role as caretaker manger with his new Rafa Benitez style Goatee. We wish all the best to Harrison as he try’s to rebuild the club for the arrival of Venard.

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